Welcome to Cape Town, where December feels like the universe personally RSVP’d you to the most epic summer bash. But hold up, tourists. Before you start clogging up Table Mountain’s hiking trails in flip-flops, let’s get you sorted. Here are five must-do things that’ll make your Cape Town December unforgettable, with a touch of local flair and sunscreen (seriously, pack it!).
- Conquer Table Mountain and Lion’s Head
Let’s get the obvious out of the way. You’re in Cape Town. You have to go up Table Mountain and its equally iconic sibling, Lion’s Head. Whether you hike up like a hero or take the cable car for Table Mountain, the views are worth every drop of sweat or Rand spent. For Lion’s Head, brace yourself for a slightly more adventurous climb with chains and ladders. It’s like a jungle gym, but the reward is a 360-degree view that’ll blow your mind.
But here’s the deal: book your Table Mountain cable car tickets online. December queues are longer than you’d expect, so rather be safe than sorry.
Pro Tip: Go early, because the “tablecloth” (aka clouds) rolls in faster than you can say “Can you take my picture?” For Lion’s Head, aim for sunrise or sunset. The lighting is magical, and the trail’s cooler.
- Beach Hop Like a Pro
Cape Town has beaches for days, and each one comes with its own personality. Camps Bay? The flashy cousin who only drinks champagne. Clifton 4th? Instagram central. Muizenberg? Surfers, hipsters, and people who think they’re both. But no matter where you go, be prepared to face icy waters that’ll make you question your life choices. Unfortunately, Cape Town isn’t known for its tropical waters, but that doesn’t stop us from taking a dip.
Beach Survival Kit: Sunscreen (SPF 50, minimum), a floppy hat that screams “I’m on holiday,” and snacks that don’t attract seagulls (unless you’re into chaos). We’d suggest trying biltong if you’re foreign. Trust us.
- Wine Taste Like You’re a Sommelier
Welcome to the Cape Winelands, where the wine flows effortlessly and the views are so stunning they might just ruin all other scenic spots for you. Stellenbosch, Franschhoek, and Constantia are the big hitters, but let’s be real: anywhere with wine is a vibe. Just remember, swirling your glass doesn’t make you an expert. Swirl, sip, nod, and pretend you totally get the “notes of oak and citrus” everyone’s on about.
Pro Tip: Hire a driver or book a wine tour. You’re here to enjoy yourself, not test out Cape Town’s Uber availability after three glasses of pinotage.
- Go Full Tourist at the V&A Waterfront
The V&A Waterfront is Cape Town’s ultimate tourist trap and honestly, we love it for that. Where else can you shop, eat fresh seafood, and awkwardly wave at seals all in one place? Pop into the Watershed for local crafts, take a spin on the Cape Wheel, or just sit at the harbor with a gelato, watching boats and people living their best lives.
Warning: The parking fees here will leave you shell-shocked, so maybe Uber?
- Road Trip Along Chapman’s Peak Drive
Chapman’s Peak Drive isn’t just a road, it’s a love letter to Cape Town’s rugged beauty. This winding coastal route hugs the cliffs between Hout Bay and Noordhoek, offering jaw-dropping views at every turn. Rent a car, roll down the windows, and let the salty ocean breeze mess up your hair as you cruise along.
Be sure to stop at one of the many viewpoints for photos that will make your friends back home green with envy. And while you’re at it, why not pack a picnic? Noordhoek Beach is perfect for a quiet escape, and if you’re feeling fancy, the nearby Farm Village has some fantastic spots for a meal or coffee break.
Pro Tip: The road has a toll, so bring some cash or a card, and check beforehand if it’s open.It can close due to weather or maintenance.
Bonus Tip: Don’t Be THAT Tourist
Locals are friendly, but don’t push your luck. Don’t call it “Cape Town weather” when the wind gets aggressive (it’s the South-Easter, and it’s personal). Tip your servers well, and please don’t ask where the lions are.
So pack your camera, your sense of humor, and an appetite for adventure. But most importantly, pack your curiosity. Cape Town is more than its postcard-perfect attractions. Explore beyond the itinerary, stay present, and let the Mother City’s magic work its charm.
Whatever you do, remember this: Cape Town isn’t just a place; it’s a feeling. One you’ll want to keep coming back to. So go on, make December count. We’ll be here waiting with open arms and maybe a glass of wine.
This article was proudly sponsored by Abrahams & Gross Attorneys.
